"Badazzled Bellies"

I forgot to blog yesterday! Well, I’ll catch you up: I was sick. I’ll spare you all the wonderful details, but let’s just say I wasn’t feeling quite ship shape.
Today I woke up around 12:30 and got to work cleaning the apartment. We have our monthly inspection on Tuesday and it was my turn to vacuum and clean the kitchen. It took a couple of hours, but it really wasn’t all that bad. I almost sucked my suitemates belly piercing up in the vacuum, not bellyBUTTON, BELLY piercing up in the vacuum. See he has like the side of his stomach pierced, don’t ask me how he got it done, but it’s definitely there, anyhow, he left the stud on the floor and had it not been for the glittering it would have been long gone. Thankfully, his stomach will live to glitter another day.
After that, I just kind of straightened up while my roommate slept. We decided last night that he is incapable of getting up on time, despite setting the most annoying alarm clock known to man, so I volunteered to yell at him until he got up. Today was round 1. It went off around 5ish. I started yelling, “Mike! Mike! Get up!” He rolled over and mumbled something that sounded like Eggos, turned off his alarm, and then immediately began to snore again. So I started in on him again. “Mike, get up! Don’t fall back to sleep!” Again, “mumble, mumble” snore. I decided to keep badgering him until I finally had him sitting up on the side of his bed with his head in his hands. I can be very persuasive. ☺
Finally mission accomplished: Mike was up and off to work. Needless to say, he was a little tired this afternoon, so he came home and crashed.
Now, I’m at Panera, doing a little homework and reading. I’m gonna try to get into bed early tonight because tomorrow starts the 6 a.m. shifts again, and it’s 80s day. I’ve got to be on my A game for that. ☺