"Farting Foreigners"

My first day off in over a week! Man, to roll over and see 12:30 on the clock was heavenly. I could have slept longer but Mike was making some weird noise. It sounded kind of like a Panda bear and a goose blowing each other a kiss. Needless to say, no one could sleep through that. After trying to figure out how one’s body could make such noises, I got up. Basically, I spent my day doing nothing—it was my tribute to the Sabbath! ☺ I did go to the store cause the pantry was a little bare, but other than that, I spent the day on the couch. Believe it or not, I actually got pretty bored around 9 or so. As a way to appease that boredom, I headed out to Wendy’s for a late night snack around midnight. Not only was I not hungry, but my food smelled like a litter box. I was seriously starting to gag. So to further exemplify how ironic my life is, I walk in the apartment to Orlando and about four of his Puerto Rican friends—they’re all sitting in a circle making farting noises and laughing. As sad as it sounds, that was one of the highlights from my night. Well, that and talking to Tiffany from home (let me take this moment to say, conversations with Tiffany are far more entertaining than farting noises ☺). For those of you who have always wanted to work at Disney, bet you wish you were down here now, don’t you?